Ear Worms

In no particular order, these are some songs, or even parts of songs, that I absolutely love

Lucid Dreams by Franz Ferdinand – I could listen to the (4 minute!) breakdown at the end of the track on repeat

Annie’s got a Gun by Adan Diaz is definitely falls into my ‘tells a story’ category. A ska story.

    Live Music

    Here are some of the shows that I can remember going to over the years. Honestly, looking back trying to remember all of these was a lot of fun. Lots of dredging through old facebook events and very specific combinations of search terms!

    • 2025
      • December 31 – Gogol Bordello – Higher Ground, Burlington, VT
      • December 19 – Streetlight Manifesto – The Roadrunner, Boston, MA
      • September 19 – Bridge City Sinners with Dead on a Sunday and Joshua Quimby – Higher Ground, Burlington, VT
      • August 19 – Wax – Higher Ground, Burlington, VT
      • May 22 – Thank You Scientist – Higher Ground, Burlington, VT
      • May 10 – Planet Smashers, Mustard Plug, Big D and the Kids Table, and Faintest Idea – Théâtre Beanfield, Montreal, QC
    • 2024
      • August 30 – Streetlight Manifesto – MTELUS, Montreal QC
      • August 26 – Cage the Elephant, Young the Giant – Bell Center, Montreal, QC
      • April 21 – Me First and the Gimme Gimmes with The Defiant and Ultrabomb – Higher Ground, Burlington, VT
      • February 28 – Ballyhoo! – Higher Ground, Burlington, VT
      • February 9 – Bumpin’ Uglies – Higher Ground, Burlington, VT
    • 2023
      • December 2 – Streetlight Manifesto with Rebuilder – The Roadrunner, Boston MA
      • November 9 – Squirrel Nut Zippers – Higher Ground, Burlington VT
      • September 9 – Low Cut Connie – Higher Ground, Burlington VT
        • Criminally small audience for such a killer show
      • August 2 – Gogol Bordello – Higher Ground, Burlington VT
      • April 1 – Start Making Sense – Higher Ground, Burlington VT
        • I was never really into the Talking Heads, but they had a cool brass section with them, the Ocean City Stompers, which sold me on the show. No regrets, it was a ton of fun.
      • March 31 – Seven Leaves – Radio Bean, Burlington VT
      • March 7 – Pepper – Higher Ground, Burlington VT
      • March 3 – Thank You Scientist – Higher Ground, Burlington VT
      • February 22 – The Dip – Higher Ground, Burlington VT
    • 2022
      • December 17 – Streetlight Manifesto, Church Girls – Starland Ballroom, Sayreville NJ
    • 2019
      • November 14 – Ripe – Higher Ground, Burlington VT
      • September 27 – Streetlight Manifesto – Royal Oak Music Theater, Royal Oak MI
        • (I didn’t actually go to this show because I had moved to Vermont)
    • 2018
      • November 16 – Streetlight Manifesto with Mephiskapheles and Sycamore Smith– Majestic Theater, Detroit MI
    • 2017
      • October 21 – Justin Timberlake – Circuit of the Americas, Austin TX
      • September 15 – Streetlight Manifesto – Royal Oak Music Theater, Royal Oak MI
    • 2016
      • October 22 – Taylor Swift – Circuit of the Americas, Austin TX
    • 2010
      • November 13 – Boston Youth Symphony‘s ‘Peter and the Wolf” – Boston Symphony Hall, Boston MA
    • 2009
      • October 30 – Big D and the Kids Table with Tip The Van – the Paradise, Boston MA
      • July 21 – Warped Tour – Comcast Center, Mansfield MA
        • 3OH!3
        • Bad Religion
        • Big D and the Kids Table
        • Hit the Lights
        • Less than Jake
        • NOFX
        • Streetlight Manifesto
        • TAT
        • Westbound Train
      • March 14 – Dropkick Murphys – House of Blues, Boston MA (I really thought this was actually on St. Paddy’s day, but close enough. Also, maybe this was actually 2010 – hard to know)
      • January 29 – Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto, and Tip the Van – the Palladium, Worcester MA

    Brewing

    I’ve made beer about a dozen times, with varying results with technique, recipe style, quality of ingredients, and helping hands being the major contributing factors. The first few times I brewed was with my dad – starting out as brewing equipment and ingredient kits given as gifts for birthdays or christmas, and then evolving into a very loose tradition, brewing when I returned home from college, and later from my home a few states away. Initial results were good, if a bit lackluster – little things like too much or too little carbonation or yeast settling in the bottoms of bottles detracted from the experience, but to my memory, we never needed to dump a batch.

    That record faltered when I started brewing again after returning to Vermont. A coworker of mine was giving away a homebrew kit, so I jumped on it so that I could get back into brewing. The first concoction brewed with this kit, dubbed First Draught, was downright nasty. The key detail that defined this disaster was the lid; when left atop the pot when boiling the grains to make the wort, impurities and undesirable compounds that are normally carried away by the escaping steam are instead condensed on the lid and drip back into the wort, imparting a strange vegetable-y taste to the final product. At least that’s how I understand it… This batch of beer would’ve only been drinkable by an underage college student desperate for a buzz, and that’s probably even a stretch. First Draught marked my first total loss of a batch of beer.

    With the lessons learned, I set out to try again – this time attempting to brew a blackberry wheat inspired by Longtrail Brewing Co.’s homophonic offering. Dutifully following the hop schedule, very purposefully leaving the lid off the pot, initial tastings as we poured into the primary fermentation vessel yielded hope that drinkable beer would be ready to enjoy by the early summer (2022). Unfortunately, First Draught wasn’t done with us yet – whatever caused it to have that gnarly taste had leeched into the plastic of the fermenter, and then back out into the blackberry wheat, imparting a diminished but unmistakable funk. After suffering through a few bottles, I pulled the plug, tossing the remainder, and the suspect fermenter.

    Luck, or maybe experience, would make the third attempt a success. Taking no chances by using a new fermenter and having a few gallons of distilled water on hand to top off the wort (and help it cool) rather than chancing it with tap water, I was sure that the maple porter about to be brewed would be a return to the historical success I’ve had with homebrew adventures. Although there was an unseen challenge in the form of a frozen hose spigot (blocking the use of a wort chiller since my sink doesn’t have a hose hookup), we pulled through and created what ended up being a legitimately good beer. I’m leaning towards calling it Beer Blanket, partially due to its high-ish proof (~7%), and partially to give a nod to the weather in which it was brewed

    chilling the wort
    my friend demonstrating a different way to chill wort

    Getting Hired by BETA Technologies

    The way I got hired by BETA is at least a little bit interesting. At the time I worked for Ford in Dearborn, Michigan, and the way Ford did things, salaried employees were required to take the week surrounding the 4th of July as vacation time. To be fair, it was really easy to get out of that requirement, but it was a good excuse to enjoy summer weather and catch up with the family. July 2019 rolled around, and I was sitting in an airport bar waiting for my flight back to Massachusetts, getting drunk and texting a few folks I knew on the east coast. One of those people was Andrew Giroux, a friend of mine from college, who had recently left a startup to join a different startup, one doing crazy shit and designing electric aircraft. Obviously, that company was BETA Technologies. With relative ease, Andrew convinced me to borrow my parents’ car and drive to Vermont to check them out instead of hanging out with my family.

    Sunday afternoon, I say my goodbyes and head back to Massachusetts to actually start my vacation, not thinking much about the two days of work I’d done

    About 6 weeks later with no contact from anyone at BETA, I’m at the Ford Arizona Proving Ground on a work trip, grinding through my to-do list when I get an email from Kyle Clark, “opportunities at beta”, with an invite to meet the following day. Our meeting time rolls around, and I’ve found a quiet corner of the proving grounds to hide in for the duration. Being the middle of the desert, I don’t have enough cell service for our planned video call so we flex to just a phone call. He asks about what I do at Ford (electrified powertrain calibrator), if I designed parts there (no, but I moonlight for Laser Labs), if Ford was OK with me moonlighting (I never told them since I technically didn’t need to), what kind of management structure I liked working with, essentially making sure that my skills sorta-kinda line up with whatever Andrew’s recommendation claimed, and that I wouldn’t be lost without the bureaucracy of one of the largest companies in the USA.

    Apparently my answers aligned with the culture that Kyle and the team were cultivating, because 24 hours later I had an offer letter in my inbox, and a decision to make. My program, the 2020 Lincoln Aviator Plug-in Hybrid, was rapidly approaching Job 1 (official production start), with our production software release soon to follow, so I saw it as an opportunity to cleanly break from Ford without leaving my group up a creek with a bunch of unfinished software features. My boss wasn’t in Arizona with us, and I was due to spend another week there. I had to figure out if I wanted this change, accept the offer, decide who to tell (nobody), find a place to live in Vermont, and plan my exit.

    I spent the rest of my time in Arizona in a bit of a stupor. I had agreed to change my life, leave a stable job with a world-renowned company to join a startup with less than 30 employees in an industry that I had previously trash-talked; Electric Aviation.

    I did get to drive a Ford GT on the track on my way out though, so that was cool.

    Photos: 2017 Ford GT Caught Testing In Raw Carbon


    G35 Crank No-Start

    TL:DR – crank but no start, no DTCs, it was the fuel pump.

    So, I’ve got a 2006 Infiniti G35 Sedan, with a VQ35DE rev-up engine that randomly died while driving one day. There were no diagnostic trouble codes (DTCs), nothing was obviously broken, belts were intact, no fluid puddles, no strange smells, but I couldn’t get the engine running again so I had it towed to my house.

    The only notable information I got out of my OBD scanner was that the battery voltage was too low – under 11V while just sitting there. This led me to believe that the alternator had failed, causing the battery to drain, eventually so much that it couldn’t keep the coil packs firing. Given that there were no codes, no engine stumbling, really no warning at all that something was wrong, this seemed to make sense to me.

    Given my (wrong) diagnosis, I went ahead and replaced the alternator and belts since I had to pull the tensioner out to clear a path for the alternator. The battery was manufactured in 2016, so I replaced that too, just in case. All that, and the engine still wouldn’t start. Still no DTCs. Damn.

    Everyone knows you need fuel, air, and spark to run an engine. If I sprayed a little shot of starter fluid into the intake, the engine would run until that burned off. That checked air and spark off the list, and I checked for fuel flow by taking the fuel line off the injector rail and letting fuel flow into a catch can. I tried cranking the engine then checked the catch can, which had fuel in it. OK, so that leaves me with fuel, air, and spark, no DTCs, and an engine that wouldn’t start. Rad. Time to trawl forums.

    Apparently this behavior is a relatively common occurrence in the G35 and 350Z. Common root causes include bad crankshaft position sensor (prevents spark, not my issue), immobilizer issues due to a bad key (also not my issue, the red security light wasn’t lit), and bad camshaft position sensors (prevent injectors from firing). That sounded a lot like the behavior I was experiencing, but in pretty much every forum post that I saw, they talked about seeing DTCs indicating that these sensors had failed. The ECM was still definitely working because I could see data over the OBD2 link, and disconnecting the above sensors did cause codes to be thrown. Fuck it, sensors are $40 each, and not that terrible to replace, lets just try it. Aaaaand nothing. Same exact behavior.

    At this point I’m pretty sure its a fuel issue. I pulled the rear seat out, pulled the pump, and checked the filter. I could hear the pump prime when I went to accessory mode, and when I was cranking the engine. Repeatedly cycling the key to prime the fuel system multiple times would get the engine to briefly fire before dying again. I was convinced it was an injector wiring issue at this point.

    A friend of mine agreed to come help troubleshoot – an extra set of eyes ears and hands to watch pumps and injectors while the other person is turning the engine over was super helpful. They also brought a fuel pressure gauge; just because I could flow gas into a catch can didn’t mean I had sufficient pressure to feed the engine. We hooked up the pressure gauge, turned the engine over, and saw… 4 psi. Fuel pump it is. We swapped it out for a new one, and the engine fired on the first try.

    I’m glad it was something easy, but damn, this really eluded me. I was used to modern high-pressure direct-injection when I worked at Ford, so I was sure a bum pump and low pressure would throw a code. Guess I was wrong!

    Since it’s 2021 and forums aren’t really a thing anymore, I decided to write this up for the next poor bastard with a VQ engine that won’t start.

    Autocross Project 4 | Disassembly

    With the cooling system disassembled and flushed, the only thing standing between me and reassembly was some RTV and corrosion byproducts on the sealing surfaces between the block and water pump & thermostat. A bit of scraping and buffing with a plastic putty knife and Scotch Brite, and I was set to install my new parts.

    new water pump, thermostat, and hoses

    With a new thermostat, water pump, coolant expansion tank, and radiator hoses installed, I was ready to fill and bleed the loop, following the Forum-Approved method of setting the heater to max temp + low fan to allow the heater core to fill and bleed as well.

    Having solved my coolant leak, I moved onto diagnosing the main issues of the car; It drove like crap. When I test drove it, the owner told me that one of the rear springs was snapped, but a new set of springs were included, and sat in the trunk of the car. Upon inspection, I discovered that both of the rear springs were indeed snapped, due to the design of the lower suspension arm trapping grit and water in the spring groove. Replacing the springs is very easy in the rear of the car; you simply press down on the trailing arm with your foot and pull the spring out with your hands. Unfortunately, that was the least of my problems.

    I had discovered that my rear subframe, the part that holds the differential to the body, had torn out three of its four mounts. That meant I’d need to remove every part of the car between the rear bumper and the transmission to patch the sheet metal. Somehow this was a known issue, unique to the 1999 323i, that I had missed before buying the car. Forums argued that it should’ve been a recall, with BMW replacing the rear floor of the car, but I was well out of that service window, being a 19-year-old car. This is where the private sector took over; there were many kits available to reinforce and patch the failure points. Some merely covered the surface where the subframe mounted, but others sought to fix the problem and ensure it never happens again by also covering a significant area around each mount point. I bought one of the larger, more robust kits, from an eBay seller in Russia. (I’d later learn that it was a knockoff of a different kit)

    In order to remove the subframe and repair the mounting points, I would need to remove the exhaust, driveshaft, subframe, fuel tank,  and brake lines, roughly in that order. Being the dead of winter (2016) in an unheated garage, I had limited time to work.

    Up first was the exhaust. The middle supports were first, and were relatively easy, since they were vertical studs an had limited access to water splashes. The muffler at the rear of the exhaust pipe was held on by four nuts right at the bumper. At the front of the exhaust pipe, it connected to the exhaust manifold of the engine with four copper nuts on four stainless steel studs clamping two flanges together. These would prove to be some of the toughest connections to break on the entire car. One nut was completely gone, one I pried off with vise grips, one I hammered a 14mm socket onto, and the other was still the specified 15mm. While I covered that in one sentence, I want to emphasize that it took many hours of torching and prying at the fasteners in a 14°F garage. Somehow the gasket between the manifold and the rest of the exhaust pipe had fused the pieces together. Freeing the exhaust tips and using the length of the system as a lever to break the exhaust free wasn’t an option because I was worried I’d crack the manifolds. I resorted to chipping out as much of the gasket as I could with a thin putty knife, and then cutting and drilling out the studs holding the exhaust flanges together. I consumed a non-trivial number of drill bits in destroying those studs.

    yes, that is three 15mm nuts

    yes, that is three 15mm nuts

    With the exhaust out, the driveshaft was exposed. Seven bolts total held it to the transmission and differential, with an additional pair of studs holding a central support bearing. Next up were the hydraulic brake lines, and the parking brake cables. They hydraulic brakes were a piece of cake since all the fittings were brass, you could twist and they’d either come apart or get shredded. The parking brake cables were a bit of a hassle, since the parking brake components were mostly fused into one solid block of iron oxide. The brake lines themselves are included in this carnage, the rear right snapping as I bent it away from the caliper, the rear left holding on by a thread.

    Once these were disconnected, I could drop the subframe freely. Three nuts later (the 4th was completely torn from the sheet metal) and the subframe, diff, and half shafts could be lowered from the car, and pulled aside. I simply lifted the assembly from the diff, and let it fall from the mounts. The fuel tank was more of a challenge since its an irregular shape, and had many rubber hoses that had fused to the barb fittings over its 210k Mile life. A bit of prying and a sheet of plywood later, and the fuel tank (and evap system) were removed, finally exposing all the mounting points of the subframe.

    Now is about the time when I realized why an $800 price tag might’ve been too much.

     

     

     

    Improving Cold Start Efficiency in Cold Weather

    Due to non-disclosure agreements with Ford, I am unable to directly share drawings, data, and documentation that I produced during my tenure there. Instead, I will outline a few problems I encountered and explain my methodology in solving them.

    Cold Weather Efficiency: All vehicles, especially electrified vehicles, experience worse fuel economy in cold weather until they reach their nominal operating temperature. The period where the powertrain is warming up to operating temperature is known as a Cold Start. I was asked to investigate how preconditioning various systems affected cold weather, cold start fuel economy. The two systems I chose to investigate in detail were the high voltage (HV) battery, and the transmission. All tests were conducted with the same EPA drive cycle and at the same ambient temperature within a climate-controlled dynamometer cell in an effort to eliminate as many noise factors as possible from the data.

    When the high voltage battery is cold, the amount of power that it can deliver is limited to protect the longevity of the battery cells. This drives more engine use, which increases emissions. The theory was that preconditioning the high voltage battery to its nominal operating temperature prior driving would allow more electric power to propel the car, reducing the amount of engine power needed, thus improving fuel economy. Consultations with lithium battery technical experts confirmed that the train of thought here was valid, and that it would be worthwhile to test.

    Since using vehicular systems present on the test vehicle would slowly heat up electrical components and drain the HV battery, I needed to develop a method to circulate hot air through the HV battery while the car was turned off. Since the high voltage battery on the vehicle I tested is air-cooled, I was able to supply hot air into the pack with a household hair dryer and some light ductwork. Additionally, I developed a small circuit to interface with the HV battery cooling fan to externally power it, using it to draw the hot air through the battery pack without needing to turn on the vehicle. HV battery temperature (among many other parameters) was monitored with a data acquisition tool called ATI Vision, and data was recorded during both the preconditioning phase, and the drive cycle phase. This was repeated for approximately twenty trials. I analyzed and organized data for presentation to my management, showing that preconditioning the battery to a nominal temperature prior to performing a cold start did not meaningfully affect fuel economy. It turned out that the climate control system was the dominating driver of engine-on time, due to engine coolant temperature targets which were set by Ford’s climate team to meet internal trustmark requirements.

    In cold start conditions, especially in cold weather, transmission oil is extremely viscous, causing temporarily amplified power losses due to the gears spinning through and flinging the cold, thick oil. To reduce this loss at cold transmission oil temperatures, there are two main way to lower the viscosity (power losses); precondition the transmission oil so that it is closer to its normal operating temperature, and use a different formulation of oil. I tested both of these solutions in a full factorial fashion (every possible combination was examined). This involved working with a variety of personnel at Ford Motor Company, ranging from transmission technical specialists, to fabricators, to dynamometer lab technicians.

    To heat the transmission oil, a new coolant loop was designed and fabricated with the help of workshop and fabrication personnel. A set of engine block heaters were used to heat a water/glycol solution, which in turn was routed through a liquid-liquid heat exchanger to transfer the heat into the transmission oil.  In conjunction with a transmission auxiliary oil pump and some custom plumbing, the transmission oil could be heated without using any of the vehicular systems, improving the accuracy of the experiment. By measuring transmission oil pressure, temperature, and heating circuit flow rate, one could calculate power consumption of the system. By comparing the oil temperature to its temperature-viscosity chart, I selected a test start temperature where the transmission oil was within 10% of its nominal viscosity at operating temperatures. This heating setup also allowed for the transmission oil to be drained and replaced with an ultra-low viscosity (ULV) blend without disassembling the heating circuit.

    Approximately 10-15 trials of each test scenario, cold transmission oil, cold ULV, preconditioned transmission oil, and preconditioned ULV, data was analyzed and tabulated for management review. The number of trials per experimental setup varied due to equipment difficulties, dynamometer downtime, and other unavoidable circumstances. As expected, the cold standard transmission oil fared the worst, with the lowest average fuel economy. Preconditioned standard transmission oil and cold Ultra-Low Viscosity transmission oil faired similarly, showing ~5% fuel economy benefit on this specific EPA drive cycle. The preconditioned ULV transmission oil fared the best, showing ~8% fuel economy gain in this specific use case. A statistical analysis (t-test) showed that these results were statically significant with a high level of certainty. Since the results were valid, an energy analysis was performed, comparing the amount of energy used to preheat the transmission oil to the amount of fuel saved, taking into account local energy prices, revealing that preconditioning the transmission oil cost approximately 10x more energy  than it saved through lowering viscous losses within the transmission.

    As a result of these experiments, all variants of the Ford Fusion hybrid and C-Max hybrid are now shipped with ultra-low viscosity transmission oil. This is because the change in oil specification essentially cost nothing in exchange for a tangible fuel economy boost in certain operating conditions.

    Autocross Project 3 | Assessing the Situation

    Diagnosing the puddle of coolant started me on a trend of scouring BMW forums for information, how-to’s, and general information about my new project. Luckily (???) coolant leaks are fairly common, and easy to repair on the e46. The major components, thermostat, coolant expansion tank, and water pump, are all plastic, and are prone to cracking as they age. I suspect all of those components were factory originals which a previous owner tried to leak-proof with RTV and silicone caulk instead of repairing. A quick check for dripping coolant confirmed that one of the usual suspects, the water pump, was the leaker. Forum posts recommended replacing the whole cooling system at once to minimize coolant losses, so off I went to the land of aftermarket German car parts to order a new water pump, thermostat, expansion tank, radiator hoses, FEAD (Front Engine Accessory Drive) belt, and miscellaneous O-rings, hardware & sensors.

    With many car projects, step 0 is to get it on jack stands and remove the wheels. I have no idea when the last time the wheels came off of this car, but it must’ve been years before I got it. I was attempting to break the lug bolts free with the longest wrench I had; the BMW factory tire iron. It wasn’t long enough that I could just stand on the end of it to break the bolts loose, so I had resorted to stomping on it as hard as I could. This would be the first (but not last) time I’d learn that the right tool makes all the difference; on one bolt I stomped, and my foot slipped between the tire iron and the wheel, very nearly breaking my ankle, and leaving me with a scar on my right ankle. Some time and swearing later, I drove to Harbor Freight and got a 25″ long 1/2″ drive breaker bar.

    First up was removing the main fan, draining the coolant loop, and removing the radiator hoses and expansion tank.  Up next was removing the AC belt and main FEAD belt. This is where things started going as well as one could expect when working on a car with 210k miles. Both belts had different tensioners, and different methods for releasing the tension to remove the belt. The AC belt needed a 6mm hex (on a socket wrench). In and of itself, that isn’t a problem, the problem was when I knocked the hex adapter off the ratchet and it fell into the gap between the radiator and the front bumper. Knocking on the assembly, you could hear the bit rattling around but I couldn’t see it, I couldn’t reach my hand into the gap far enough to grab it, and I didn’t have the right size cheater pipe to use with a normal 6mm allen key. Seeing that all the hardware stores were closed and I wasn’t ready to stop working, that left removing the bumper and all the electronics in it.

    With the recovered adapter, removing the AC belt was as easy as leaning on a socket wrench. The FEAD belt was more challenging since no diagram I found clearly illustrated what bolt you needed to lean on to release tension. I chose one that seemed right, pulled, tired the belt, pulled harder, and then heard a snap. It turns out that I picked the wrong bolt, and snapped my first bolt. This bolt, as far as I knew, was in the engine block and I had put an early end to my project. Before stopping for the day, I continued by removing the thermostat and the water pump, which is where the leak originated at a patched seal.

    Upon further review, I learned that the broken tensioner bolt was not in the block, but was in the oil filter housing, which was in theory removable. Removing the oil filter housing would also require removing the alternator, and nudging the power steering pump and reservoir out of the way to get access to the six bolts holding it to the block.

    A few attempts with an extractor set later, I managed to successfully get the bolt out with no damage to the base metal. I opted to replace the black gasket you can see in the above picture, as it’s a common oil leak spot.

    Now the only thing left to remove from the engine before rebuilding the coolant system was the coolant itself. The engine block bleed plug was in a hard-to-reach position, and coupled with whatever corrosion was on the bolt, I couldn’t break it loose, and didn’t want to throw a breaker bar on it for fear of breaking it. Instead, I opted to use an air compressor to blow bursts of air through the block in an effort to clear pooled coolant out of the water jacket with moderate success.

    Autocross Project 2 | Finding the Right Candidate

     

    By this point, September (2016) was drawing to a close, and I still hadn’t found a suitable car for the right price. One car that really caught my attention was a mid ‘90s BMW 525i, but it was located about 2 hours north of my house. The price was right, but I thought the pictures on the craigslist posting didn’t tell the whole tale. Since I didn’t want to drag myself and a friend (assuming I’d buy the car) that far north for nothing, I contacted the seller asking for the status and pictures of the underbody, shock towers, and a few other failure-prone areas.

    Ultimately that 525i wouldn’t be the car; it was too far away and there were too many questions about its condition. It did set me on the path to my eventual car of choice though. A 5-series was too heavy and had too many comfort features that I didn’t want. A 3-series would be a good candidate, since they were reasonably well-powered, rear wheel drive, and there are tons of cheap parts floating around since they sold a shitload of the various 3-series’ over the last 20 years. Luckily, I spotted a 1999 BMW 323i on craigslist with an asking price of $1100, and located just two towns over from me. I had a friend give me a ride over to get a second set of eyes on the car, and because I had a good feeling that I’d end up driving that car home.

    We pull up to the address we agreed to meet at and it looks like an abandoned business, but sure enough, there is a white BMW sitting out front and another car whose driver looks like they’re waiting for someone. We introduce ourselves to the seller, and he starts showing me the car, starting it up, explaining some of its known faults, the usual stuff associated with a craigslist transaction. Highlights of his explanation included at least one snapped rear spring, the instrument cluster was non-functional, and the car included a set of 10-point star chrome rims. Additionally, I found ~10 diagnostic trouble codes (DTCs) when I scanned the car. Nevertheless, the car started and ran just fine, and after taking it for a quick test drive up and down the block, I agreed to buy it. He was asking $1100, I offered $900, and since I explained that I was going to fix it up and race it he counter-offered $800 on the condition that I send him a picture of it on track within a year.

    We do up the paperwork, I hand him a wad of twenties, and he hands me the keys on a ring with what appeared to be two house keys and a rape whistle (never used, according to the owner). Shortly after, we part ways, and I have my friend follow me home just to make sure my new ride didn’t leave me stranded somewhere on 12 Mile Road. Gordan following me served multiple purposes: first was to help if I broke down, second was to flash his lights at me if I started speeding (since the instrument cluster was dead), and third was to obscure my lack of plates from any police we might pass. That third point was more for convenience than anything, since the signed vehicle title serves as a temporary registration, and if you’re familiar with the area, you’ll know that cars driving around without plates is nothing unusual. We make it to my driveway without any trouble, where I park, thank Gordan for his help, and send him on his way before going back out to the Bimmer to see just what I had gotten myself into. It turns out that it was more than I bargained for; there was already a growing puddle of coolant in my driveway. “Hmm, weird, I don’t remember any coolant puddles on the ground when we went to pick it up, I’m sure its nothing”

    Nope. wrong again, it was definitely something.

    Here’s a short overview of the car after I picked it up:

    slight rust on sheet metal edges the driver’s seat and steering wheel were severely worn aside from a few tire marks, the rear seat was in good shape Dinan tuned? (yes, I called them with the VIN and they confirmed it had their relfash) Dinan cold air intake, with an unplugged MAF sensor.

     

    Sidenote, as a condition of the transaction the seller required me to take these wheels that were sitting in the back seat of the car:

    Autocross Project 1 | Deciding to Buy a Car

    In May 2016, I took delivery of my Focus ST. Both the Fiesta ST and Focus ST come with a free day of driving school at Utah Motorsport Campus (formerly Miller Motorsports Park) in Tooele, Utah. Since my day at driving school (doing sick skids and hot laps), I’ve wanted to run autocross and rallycross around Detroit. The only problem is that my ST is a brand new car, and I don’t want to race it; it gets enough abuse as a daily driver. Clearly the solution here is to buy the cheapest running car I can find that is manual and rear-wheel drive, right?

    Yes. At least it was for me.

    The rest of August and September 2016 were spent scouring craigslist for suitable autocross beaters.My only requirements were; the car must cost less than $1500, and be in good enough condition to get to my garage under its own power. One friend at the lunch table recommended a Porsche 944, my supervisor pushed the Toyota MR2, others suggested the tried and true Miata or come American muscle in the form of older Camaros and Mustangs. True masochists tried convincing me to get a Mazda RX-7 that had clearly lived a hard life as a drift missile.

    In reality, no Miata in my price range hadn’t been heavily modified and thrashed within an inch of its life on track. Living near Detroit, older Mustangs and Camaros were (and will be forever) plentiful and any replacement parts would be dirt cheap, but most had V6 engines and they struck me as an unimaginative solution to my racecar woes. I found a Subaru Impreza 2.5RS sedan that was supposedly in good enough condition, but when I went to check it out, I found the bottom of the engine dripping in oil, and the owner couldn’t tell me if the head gaskets had been changed already. Since 90’s 2.5 liter Subaru engines were notorious for blowing head gaskets, I passed since I likely wouldn’t be able to do that repair in my garage.

    The next car I found that piqued my interest was a 1986 Toyota Supra, listed for $1100. Listed problems included a cracked windshield, one stuck popup headlight, and a leaky fuel tank, but it would allegedly still run and drive. I contacted the seller to see if it was still available since the listing was over a week old. Almost immediately I get a response that yes, it is still up for sale. I try and arrange to meet up so I can inspect the car in-person and… nothing. I tried calling, texting, and emailing, but I never heard back from the owner. I know they didn’t keel over because the listing continued to be updated, and the price dropped to $800. I’m still sad that I couldn’t buy that Supra.

    Eventually I found a ‘94 Mercury Cougar, which seemed perfect because it was listed as manual, RWD, had a V8, and would run and drive, all for $900. I called the owner, and left a message asking to verify that it indeed had a manual transmission and a V8. The owner texted me back the next day saying that Massachusetts (I kept my old cell phone number when I moved) seemed too far away for me to be a legitimate, interested buyer, and that he didn’t want to sell me the car. I assured him that while I do have a Massachusetts phone number, I actually live two towns over from him. Luckily he believed me, and we arranged for me to come look at the car.

    When I got to his house, I didn’t see the Cougar outside. I thought it might be in the garage or something until the man answers his door, opens his garage, and leads me through it to his fenced-in backyard. There lay the Coug’. Upon closer inspection, the car is actually an automatic not a manual. Additionally, the car is filthy and there doesn’t appear to be a gate in the fence to facilitate driving the car. I asked the owner about the last time the car had driven. Three months ago, but he assured me that it would start right up with a fresh battery. Ok… The fact that he welded in some extra steel to the front passenger shock tower wasn’t a good indicator of the condition of the rest of the underbody, either. With that, I declined to buy the car, thanked him for his time, and left.